What do you wish for?
A Chair that scratches your back for you?
slippers with heating elements?

Let me know!

Either leave a comment or contact me using the contact button at the top. No idea is too stupid, I want to hear them all!

I guess a “Sorry” is in order for lack of updates. Haven’t really had a lot to moan about over the last couple of days. Couple of stupid things in the news that I may as well voice my opinions on though.

1. Cadbury’s > Kraft Takeover

It’s a very sad day when a company of this age is brought out by an American Firm. If things continue this way, then there really will be nothing British left. It amazes me that this has been allowed really, considering Kraft had to borrow money to even buy the Cadbury’s which instantly puts the company at risk. Stupid bloody idea.
They are obviously going to cut staff levels regardless of what has been promised. But I guess as long as they don’t go changing the way it’s made with cheaper alternatives then I will keep buying the products.

So here’s to you Cadbury’s. You’ve had a brilliant run. The BBC has created a timeline of their past which can be found; here.

2. Tiger Woods – Sex Clinic

What utter utter bollocks. Who comes up with these ideas? Any normal person would just be called a pervert and have done with it.
A Sex Clinic… Please. People have to go and get therapy for being horny? Have you people ever heard of Masturbation. It works wonders if your wife / partner is at work / away for a couple of days.  And plus point. You can even keep your filthy ideas in your head and nobody will ever know that you want to sleep with 15 women at a time.
Where on earth is the Common Sense going in this world…

3. “Comparethemarket” / “Comparethemeerkat”

Who else is bored of this complete and utter fucking drivel. It’s almost as stupid as that “gocompare” crap. And yes I am aware the language has gone downhill a little in this post, but the world is going downhill too.
You cannot honestly tell me that people typed in comparethemeerkat.com by accident when looking for comparethemarket.com. Is the literacy of the coming generations really that terrible that they have to point out the bloody obvious.

Again this is coming down to the complete lack of common sense in the world. I was stood in someone’s office earlier today and noticed something stuck to their wall that they found amusing.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
How on earth can that be a real phobia? To me that is just a severe dislike of peanut butter sticking to your mouth. How on earth can it scare you so much for it to be classed as a phobia.

What phobias do you have? Leave a comment and let me know. I may consider running a phobia poll over the next few days just to see which one is the most popular. Because lets face it, some of these phobias are all about getting attention rather than being scared of something.

Most people are thinking so. It seems strange really, all we ever do is wish for snow, and when we get it we do nothing but complain. I personally have enjoyed the snow being here for a few days and watching everything come to a stand still as people try to fight against it rather than work with.

My bonus of course, it not having to spend an hour driving to work each day as I work from home. After waking up this morning and seeing quite a lot of the snow had actually melted away over night, I can’t say i’m not a little disappointed.

Maybe this town may start pulling itself back together, and collect the rubbish and deliver the post.

Got a couple of things up the sleeve for planning purposes today, but nothing exciting so far, lets hope the day turns interesting!

Hope you like the picture of the bored kid… I found it highly amusing.