What do you wish for?
A Chair that scratches your back for you?
slippers with heating elements?

Let me know!

Either leave a comment or contact me using the contact button at the top. No idea is too stupid, I want to hear them all!

I guess a “Sorry” is in order for lack of updates. Haven’t really had a lot to moan about over the last couple of days. Couple of stupid things in the news that I may as well voice my opinions on though.

1. Cadbury’s > Kraft Takeover

It’s a very sad day when a company of this age is brought out by an American Firm. If things continue this way, then there really will be nothing British left. It amazes me that this has been allowed really, considering Kraft had to borrow money to even buy the Cadbury’s which instantly puts the company at risk. Stupid bloody idea.
They are obviously going to cut staff levels regardless of what has been promised. But I guess as long as they don’t go changing the way it’s made with cheaper alternatives then I will keep buying the products.

So here’s to you Cadbury’s. You’ve had a brilliant run. The BBC has created a timeline of their past which can be found; here.

2. Tiger Woods – Sex Clinic

What utter utter bollocks. Who comes up with these ideas? Any normal person would just be called a pervert and have done with it.
A Sex Clinic… Please. People have to go and get therapy for being horny? Have you people ever heard of Masturbation. It works wonders if your wife / partner is at work / away for a couple of days.  And plus point. You can even keep your filthy ideas in your head and nobody will ever know that you want to sleep with 15 women at a time.
Where on earth is the Common Sense going in this world…

3. “Comparethemarket” / “Comparethemeerkat”

Who else is bored of this complete and utter fucking drivel. It’s almost as stupid as that “gocompare” crap. And yes I am aware the language has gone downhill a little in this post, but the world is going downhill too.
You cannot honestly tell me that people typed in comparethemeerkat.com by accident when looking for comparethemarket.com. Is the literacy of the coming generations really that terrible that they have to point out the bloody obvious.

Again this is coming down to the complete lack of common sense in the world. I was stood in someone’s office earlier today and noticed something stuck to their wall that they found amusing.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
How on earth can that be a real phobia? To me that is just a severe dislike of peanut butter sticking to your mouth. How on earth can it scare you so much for it to be classed as a phobia.

What phobias do you have? Leave a comment and let me know. I may consider running a phobia poll over the next few days just to see which one is the most popular. Because lets face it, some of these phobias are all about getting attention rather than being scared of something.

Recently, I had a not too nice experience of one of my email accounts being compromised. Not a very fun time at all, considering this gave this person access to all of my Bank Account information and User Names for a couple of online games. This has now changed and all of this information is only stored on paper on my desk safely.

Because of this, I changed all of my passwords on every single account I could think of. One of which being my Google Mail. Now I know for a fact that I changed my password successfully as I managed to log in once after changing. Unfortunately all went to pot the next morning when I attempted to log in to check my emails. Username / Password incorrect.
That’s fine, we all making spelling mistakes every now and then, so I tried once more… Same answer. Wonderful! Have I written the password down wrong? Nope because I still had a copy of the file on my desktop with my passwords that had been put there to print. I Copied and pasted the password, and still no access.

Not a problem I hear you say? Well I thought exactly the same thing until I attempted password recovery. “Password reset instructions sent to alternate email address”. Little bit of a problem there, I hadn’t updated my alternate email for a good few years! (Doh!)

The next alternative was to wait for 24 hours for the other option to become available of answering the secret question… Now usually this also wouldn’t be a problem, although I have had my GMail account since late 2002. Some people have good memories but I don’t!
I Could not for the life of me remember what the answer to that certain question was.

By now I was starting to get a little bit stressed, through nobody’s fault but my own really. So I decided to use their account recovery form. What a waste of bloody time.
After filling in EVERY single question on the form, including the exact time, date, and sign up link I used (Was a Beta Invite, so friend had copy of email sent), they replied with:

"Thank you for your report. We've completed our investigation and cannot
return your account at this time. We were unable to verify that you own
this account based on the information you provided."

I mean, what other information could they possibly want, to prove that I was the owner of the account. So I attempted to submit the form again, with all the answers. Received the same reply. I then tried going through it all a different way (keep in mind there is pretty much 24 hours between all attempts), I proceeded to go through the AdWords way.
They couldn’t help me because I hadn’t added any Payment Information to the account, so that was that way out.

Another couple of days passed, with me trying to figure out what the hell to do, it then occurred to me, I would try and give them a call. Seems like if you don’t know exactly who you are calling there, you can’t get past the automated system. Bit of a let down really, I would at least expect a receptionist.

With that idea gone, and another couple of days pondering what the hell to do, I decided there was no other option but to purchase the old domain name which the password reset emails were being sent to. What a joke… After 24 hours for the order to complete, I could finally add the email addresses to the new domain name and send myself a password reset email.

I now have full access to my GMail account again, but for future reference, I will not be relying on Google Support to help me out in any way shape or form for anything… Disappointed Google…

So let this be a lesson to all of you out there who think you can remember all of your passwords. You can’t! You will inevitably forget at least one, or have problems somewhere along the line.

Today was the first day I had seen the postman for a couple of days now, and the only thing he brings me… Junk Mail…
Now surely they must have more to give me than that after all that time.

Lets just hope they decide to collect the bin bags on Monday, other wise that it going to be 3 Weeks without a collection for the entire town, not going to be pretty.

My fight still continues with Welsh Water to convince them that they have well and truly messed up my bill, although with the Consumer Council for Water now on my side, things are starting to look up. I’m also waiting for them to get back to me again to confirm that they do have the correct meter number for this property… Morons.

If anyone else out there is having problems with Welsh Water, let me know. I’m more than ready for a full on offensive with these backwards ass, brainless idiots, who couldn’t get pissed at a brewery tasting day.

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